shea sylvia [blog edition]

This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen (in all...

Sep 1st

Even more dining room inspiration (it’s the only room...

Sep 1st

“27% of single women are still pining over an ex; 50% of...”
— -Darcie

Sep 1st

I am SO going to the Midwest Beerfest (with...

Sep 1st

Brunch at Yia Yia’s for @jjc’s bridal shower was divine. Now we’re all getting...

Sep 1st

It’s a hot and steamy, popsicle eating kind of day.

Sep 1st

Dining room inspiration

Aug 31st

Want. (plus many others from The Poster List)

Aug 31st

You know what I love about Tumblr?  Nearly every single Tumblelog I’ve come across is...

Aug 29th

Cheesus has officially taken the internet by storm.

Aug 29th

Alaska

Me: WTF w/ the female GOP veep nominee
Me: She's like the least qualified VP ever
Matt: Alaska. The most representative state in the union.
Matt: Because the person in charge of Alaska knows EXACTLY what normal Americans are dealing with.
Me: lol
Matt: I can hear the chatter on the Alaskan Twitter.
Matt: I had to park my dogsled because of the price of oil
Matt: Did you hear our dependence on foreign oil has caused me NOT to go club seals this year?

Aug 29th

Ugly Abercrombie & Fitch Employees Kept in...

Aug 29th

And we're on the fourth floor

Co-worker: You know what I find really annoying about this building?
Me: What?
Co-worker: There are eleven stairs per flight. And eleven is a prime number, so I can't take two at a time. I can't take three at a time. I have to take one at a time.
Me: This is why I take the elevator. There's less math involved.

Aug 29th

Krispy Kreme bacon cheddar cheeseburgers (via ccaviness) at...

Aug 29th

To go with the aforementioned table. In my mind, there is a...

Aug 29th

I want. From IKEA. The closest of which is in Dallas....

Aug 29th

By popular demand...

….comments have been enabled (thanks to Mantooth for the nudge). Comment away, fools.

Aug 29th

I think I'm going to experiment with this...

Aug 29th

This sufficiently explains the Cheesus...

Aug 29th

I just ate shrimp flavored Cup of Noodles. The shrimp in that thing were highly suspect.

Aug 28th

“Oh Cheesus” might very well be the new “GFY”

Aug 28th

Honestly, it’s hard to work in the presence of such internet celebrity as @originalanalog....

Aug 28th

The Blackberry Bold is finally here! Check out the Gizmodo...

Aug 28th

Instead of making my cupcakes for tonight's...

Aug 28th

Thank you, mom, for making sure that I was truly an original...

Aug 28th

This fine dining establishment known as Mo’ Better...

Aug 28th

My co-worker’s omnipresent straw hat that often leaves...

Aug 28th

Happy Anniversary, Kansas

I’ve tried to quit you.  Several times.  You have easily been my longest and most tumultuous...

Aug 28th

Is it bad that the first thing I think when spotting a carton of OJ in the fridge is...

Aug 28th

I could listen to Ben Harper, Amos Lee, and John Mayer on Last.fm all day long. In fact, I think...

Aug 28th

I wish there was a Starbucks in my living room.

Aug 28th

I am giving notice at my apartment today which gives me extreme pleasure what with the ceiling...

Aug 28th

“Sometimes things don’t work out the way you’d...”
— The State That I Am In who...

Aug 28th

jayrobinson: Kadeem Hardison as “Dwayne Cleophus Wayne” ...

Aug 28th

Oh you silly New Kids… Thank God Joey finally got a...

Aug 28th

My good friend Matt's new Twitter creative...

Aug 28th

I'm really upset

Aug 28th

“Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something...”
— Mike Myers (via enquotations)

Aug 28th

Spending time on Facebook reminds me that the best days of...

Aug 28th

“I can also tell you the location of at least one Starbucks...”
— Me to my friend Dan, whom I...

Aug 27th

My new house, courtesy of Google Maps w/ Street View.

Aug 27th

On my current state of PMS

Me: i don't really get bitchy, just emotional
Me: lucky for you, i haven't gone in your office to cry yet
Co-worker: there is daylight left
Me: that's true

Aug 27th

There's new stuff for sale at Big Sis' Etsy...

Aug 27th

V. bad news… I am not going to be able to make it to BWE in a few weeks. :( Moving...

Aug 27th

Quite frankly, a day when I actually do the dishes is a day full of accomplishment.

Aug 27th

Could someone send the Dog Whisperer to my house? K thnx bai!

Aug 27th

At my new house, I plan to compost. It seems...

Aug 26th

For some reason, I keep wanting to change my blog name to...

Aug 26th

The Creepy Maplr

forwhenifeellikesharing: I like the new Tumblr (mostly.) But it really creeps me out that there...

Aug 26th

My co-worker is listening to Hall and Oats Greatest Hits. I am now going to be humming...

Aug 26th

To the people who post stuff on Craigslist - Vintage is not the same thing as really old and crappy.

Aug 26th

After some dedicated Facebook stalking, it appears that everyone I went to junior high with now has...

Aug 26th

Should you ever need a pick me up, a...

Aug 26th

Lawnmower.

Co-worker: So what are your thoughts on one of those old fashioned lawn-mowers that are very eco-friendly?
Me: Like... to mow my lawn?
Co-worker: Yeah
Me: Pfft. I plan to PAY someone to do that.

Aug 26th

“I have a fear of commitment with both men and real estate.”
— Me explaining to Jana that I...

Aug 26th

Someone in the elevator was wearing the smelliest old lady perfume ever!

Aug 26th

The Obamas’ daughters are gorgeous.

Aug 26th

Just curious - whatever happened to baton twirling? Do people still do that or did it die in the...

Aug 26th

Guess what?!

I’m moving! Into a house! A cute little 2 bedroom/ 1 bath house with a gorgeous hardwood...

Aug 26th

My LiveBlog of "The Hills" - Twenty Minutes...

Aug 26th

“I think of life itself now as a wonderful play that...”
— Shirley MacLaine

Aug 25th

Moral High Ground

Friend: I kinda did something morally questionable. I need to know, on a scale of 1-10, how horrible of a person do you think I am?
Me: Well, I'm not exactly the moral high ground.
Friend: I know - which is why we're talking. I want someone who is going to tell me it's perfectly acceptable.

Aug 25th

Watch

yooniverse: “From the producers of Paris, je t’aime, comes New York, I Love You, another anthology...

Aug 25th

Aug 25th

Wah.

Discussion w/ a male friend on sending his lady friend flowers on her first day at a new job.
Me: I think romantic gestures (in moderation) are thoughtful and kind. Too much is overwhelming and suffocating.
Male Friend: Yeah. I was kind of worried about, like, overdoing it, but I thought... it's her first day and even though she's positive about it, I know she's nervous.
Me: That kind of stuff - on special occasions and when unexpected "just because" is really nice, but I'm kind of an abnormal girl though
Male Friend: In what sense?
Me: Well, too much romance really freaks me out
Male Friend: I'm sure if I went overboard it would weird [my lady friend] out too, but I don't think this is overboard. :)
Male Friend: It also helps that I don't cry or hum in the car to some unknown tune.
Me: eff.
Male Friend: Haha, that will never get old, honestly.
Me: I know. I'm doomed. I will always be the girl who moved to Kansas to be with a guy who hummed in the car when the radio was turned off.
Male Friend: lol... And then cried at the drop of a hat.
Me: On the plus side, I do get to call him "the crier" for all of eternity

Aug 25th

“Oh no… when the old man laugh comes out, it’s...”
— Me to the crowd at BFF...

Aug 25th

The pugs. I so love them.

Aug 25th

“Every bride needs a cornucopia of moisturization.”
— Friend Holly to Bride-to-be...

Aug 24th

Watching The Wire, per usual. Season 3. Two more to go. Dirty martinis and pugs are part of the...

Aug 23rd

All it takes is one trip to the grocery store to remind me that I generally hate people.

Aug 23rd

Last.fm just recommended Paul Anka. What the eff does that say about me?

Aug 23rd

I kind of love that Ryan Gosling and Rachel...

Aug 23rd

Watch

kevintwohy: I know this has made the rounds a hundred times, but seriously try and not...

Aug 22nd

This was seriously my apartment when I lived...

Aug 22nd

Fox News: Michael Phelps fails drug test

Aug 22nd

My mom will love that I put this on the internet (and this...

Aug 22nd

Watch

I posted this over at MTV Reality World earlier today. It’s funny. I swear.  A clip from their...

Aug 22nd

“Although the strategizing and game play hasn’t exactly...”
— Andy Denhart of Reality...

Aug 22nd

Erin sent me this today with the note: PS. August always...

Aug 22nd

I'm pretty sure...

… August 2008 is going to go down as one of the worst months of my life.

Aug 21st

How to Make a One-Pot Indoor Herb Garden

Aug 21st

Read. This.

My Canadian friend Darcie (I had to mention the Canadian part, much like Robin’s Canadianness...

Aug 21st

My interview with Donnie Klang from Making...

Aug 21st

I received an email about pre-ordering the new NKOTB album...

Aug 21st

Apparently The Pill is causing women to...

Aug 21st

Bark.

For some reason, the HBO series The Wire tends to have lots of barking dogs as background noise. ...

Aug 21st

Jonathan Knight, eldest New Kid and real...

Aug 20th

An email like this comes once in a lifetime.

Aug 20th

“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind...”
— Dr. Seuss

Aug 20th

via Twitter

Aug 20th

Peachy.

The past two weeks have been pretty horrendous what with relationships ending, restarting and ending...

Aug 20th

A New Kid is back on the market... Just in...

Aug 18th

Aug 18th

“A standard wine bottle holds 750 milliliters of wine and...”
— Tyler Coleman in the New York...

Aug 18th

Lola, Ollie and I will be here tonight

Aug 18th

So far...

… on this lovely Monday morning: One co-worker is out (allegedly “working from...

Aug 18th

Full of lasagna and two glasses of cab sauv. Snoring pugs in my lap. Catching up on “The...

Aug 18th

I am SO making this yogurt panna cotta with...

Aug 18th

I still kind of can't believe...

… I was broken up with OVER INSTANT MESSENGER. Seriously? Seriously? While I’m at it,...

Aug 18th

Two pugs are better than one…

Aug 17th

I apparently suffer from the 3 month relationship curse. They never last any longer. A week after...

Aug 17th

I’m trying not to be all “woe is me,” but seriously… woe is freakin’...

Aug 17th

Watching The Jane Austen Book Club with two snoring and snuggling pugs by my side. Broken hearts...

Aug 17th

Nothing can cheer a girl up better than some quality time with @jjc and @jaymart.

Aug 17th

“Outside a handful of majors — engineering and some of the...”
— For Most People, College Is a...

Aug 17th

This, kids, is Oliver. Or Ollie. He and Lola are currently...

Aug 17th

Brizzunch

Lisa and I enjoyed a lovely brunch for alcholics this morning.  I pulled out all the stops - lattes,...

Aug 16th

“There’s a trick to the “graceful exit.” It begins with the...”
— Ellen Goodman

Aug 16th

The online equivalent of a post-it

We broke up again. We broke up over instant messenger. GoogleTalk to be specific.  Initiated by...

Aug 15th

Aug 15th

To VMA or not to VMA

Erin: I think moments like the VMAs are worthy of maxing out credit cards
Shea: I know...
Shea: But here's the catch about the VMAs
Shea: They're only giving us one credential
Shea: So I'd have to do it entirely solo
Shea: Which could still be ok
Shea: But it's a lot of expense to incur to endure the craziness alone
Erin: In the words of my brother - don't ever let not having money keep you from partying
Erin: Yeah but haven't you seen the promos w/ Brit-Brit??
Erin: It could be epic
Shea: Hm.
Shea: I didn't think of that
Shea: OMG
Shea: I could see all of these people live and in person
Shea: This is something to consider
Erin: Jesus, Shea
Erin: That's why I'm here
Erin: To IM some sense into you
Shea: Somehow I couldn't get past the "Shea standing awkwardly on the red carpet with her point and shoot camera and notepad like an asshole" part

Aug 15th

Watch

I would be lying if I said I wasn’t ridiculously excited for the new 90210…

Aug 15th

$5 therapy lesson of the day: live in the moment. Focus on where you are RIGHT now.

Aug 15th

Going out tonight. On a Thursday. This does not bode well for my Friday. Should only drink water...

Aug 15th

Co-worker brought me a hot fudge sundae out of the kindness of his heart. I’m touched. And...

Aug 15th

Were it not for the missing shutter and the...

Aug 15th

$5 Therapy, Week Five

Today we started something called “mindfulness.”  Basically, mindfulness is the awarness...

Aug 15th

I think this is my new favorite song

Aug 14th

Last.fm just recommended 98 Degrees for my listening pleasure. I can’t decide if I’m...

Aug 14th

“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel...”
— Jack Handey

Aug 14th

I think...

… I’ve come up with the perfect name for our new foster pug.  Oliver. Thoughts?

Aug 14th

How to tell when your leftovers need to leave...

Aug 14th

Have been credentialed for the MTV VMAs. But I don’t know that I can afford to fly out to CA...

Aug 14th

Watch

“I Feel Like Dancing” Starring: The Impulsive Dancer (thanks Erin) I would have had a...

Aug 14th

FYI

I’m playing around with some custom HTML. So… be patient as things change.

Aug 14th

It must be a slow news day if Dave Coulier...

Aug 14th

Good morning, world! I promise to be much less grumpy today. The sassiness, however, isn’t...

Aug 14th

Final comment to my mom when I couldn’t figure out what was wrong with her PC: “Just...

Aug 14th

File this under things that baffle me: My friends… have CHILDREN. Like they have procreated!...

Aug 14th

I can’t help it… Men doing gymnastics gives me the creeps. Actually, gymnastics in...

Aug 14th

I have a bizarre infatuation with the Volvo station wagon.

Aug 14th

Helping my mom fix her computer is like stabbing myself in the eye with a hot poker.

Aug 14th

Me: Male gymnasts give me the creeps. Mom: Yeah, they’re just all wrong.

Aug 14th

Watching the Olympics instead of reality TV. I think this means I’m growing as a person.

Aug 14th

I don’t know about you, but I could really go for a dirty vodka martini right about now.

Aug 14th

holleewoodworld: No. Not Carrie Bradshaw’s Berger-ized...

Aug 13th

“You can kiss your family and friends good-bye and put miles...”
— Frederick Buechner (I’m...

Aug 13th

Watch

Thanks to Erin for posting this. As the girl who thought “Papa Don’t Preach” was...

Aug 13th

Watch

I watched the reunion show of Flipping Out over lunch.  I’m sad it’s over. Jeff Lewis is...

Aug 13th

Change

I’ve been thinking a lot about people and their ability (or lack thereof) to change. We all...

Aug 13th

Good morning world! I’m EXHAUSTED! Yay!

Aug 13th

I think today is going to be one of those days when I generally despise everyone.

Aug 13th

Washing down some gorgonzola (the really good kind) with one of my favorite sauvignon blancs. Happy...

Aug 13th

This is officially the craziest season of Big Brother ever. And I love it. And I’m openly...

Aug 13th

I’d like to formally announce my unabashed love for Tori Spelling. And srsly, if she...

Aug 13th

Finally watching the Olympics. Let the waterworks commence.

Aug 13th

Social Media Overload

I’m getting kind of bored with social media. You should know that when I am bored, I act...

Aug 13th

Aug 12th

Leftover mac and cheese FTW!

Aug 12th

This is my new foster pug. His name is Bravo (though I think...

Aug 12th

Elizabeth Perkins is possibly one of my favorite actresses ever. She is the best part of Weeds.

Aug 12th

Just asking- is there such thing as a social media expert? I vote no.

Aug 12th

Wine. Mac & cheese. So full. Might pass out. kldsfjadls (that was my head hitting the keyboard...

Aug 12th

Watch

I know this a few days old, but I’d like to be Barackrolled any day (thanks, Erin).

Aug 12th

There is freshly baked mac and cheese in my future. Om nom nom nom…

Aug 11th

I'm halving this and making it for dinner....

Aug 11th

My Twitter followers are dropping like flies. I wish I was sad about it, but really, it’s kind...

Aug 11th

Starbucks. Fueling the charming wit and sparkling personality of Shea Sylvias everywhere.

Aug 11th

OMG. Adjustment + massage = happy Shea. Now just have to stay awake for the afternoon…

Aug 11th

Big haired lady with a lime green denim skirt & matching jacket, bright pink lipstick and...

Aug 11th

My Favorite Monologue from "The Story of...

Katie: I want to go to Chow Funs.
Ben: I thought we agreed we couldn't really talk at Chow Funs.
Katie: I know.
Ben: Are you saying Chow Funs because you can't face telling the kids? Because if that's why you're saying Chow Funs, don't say Chow Funs.
Katie: That's not why I'm saying Chow Funs. I'm saying Chow Funs because we're an us. There's a history here and histories don't happen overnight. In Mesopotamia or Ancient Troy, there are cities built on top of other cities, but I don't want another city. I like this city. I know what kind of mood you're in when you wake up by which eyebrow is higher and you know I'm a little quiet in the morning and compensate accordingly. That's a dance you perfect over time. And it's hard, it's much harder than I thought it would be, but there's more good than bad and you don't just give up! And it's not for the sake of the children, but God they're great kids aren't they? And we made them, I mean think about that! It's like there were no people there and then there were people! And they grew! And I won't be able to say to some stranger, "Josh has your hands" or "Remember how Erin threw up at the Lincoln Memorial?" And I'll try to relax. Let's face it- anybody is going to have traits that get on your nerves. I mean, why shouldn't it be your annoying traits? And I know I'm no day at the beach, but I do have a good sense of direction so I can at least find the beach, which isn't a weakness of yours, it's a strength of mine. And, God, you're a good friend and good friends are hard to find. Charlotte said that in Charlotte's Web and I love how you read that to Erin and you take on the voice of Wilber the Pig with such dedication even when you're bone tired. That speaks volumes about character! And ultimately, isn't that what it comes down too? What a person is made of? That girl in the pin helmet is still here - bee boo bee boo - I didn't even know she existed until you and I'm afraid if you leave I may never see her again, even though I said at times you beat her out of me. Isn't that the paradox? Haven't we hit the essential paradox? Give and take, push and pull, the yin, the yang, the best of times, the worst of times! I think Dickens said it best, 'He could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean', but, that doesn't really apply here does it? What I'm trying to say is, I'm saying Chow Funs because I love you.
Ben: Did you hear that kids?! Mom wants to go to chow Funs!

Aug 11th

I am a glutton for Facebook relationship status punishment. ...

Aug 11th

Made an appointment at the chiropractor for an adjustment and a massage - first one in months and,...

Aug 11th

Oddly craving mac and cheese.

Aug 11th

Finally cleaned my apartment. It’s about damn time.

Aug 11th

Cooking dinner for @chrislocke tonight. Filets with balsamic reduction and gorgonzola. Yum!

Aug 10th

Lounging on a recliner at TJ Maxx while @jjc browses. Contemplating a nap. Is that horribly...

Aug 10th

Shopping and dinner with @jjc tonight. Yay!

Aug 9th

It appears that Wichitans, much like Southern Californians, lose the ability to drive in the rain.

Aug 9th

Might have underestimated how many blueberry pancakes my recipe makes. I have, like, one million...

Aug 9th

I'm making these blueberry pancakes right...

Aug 9th

Guess what?! I got my hair done. Love. It.

Aug 9th

Happy days are here again!

Aug 8th

... and scene.

Chris: Our awesomeness combined is a force to be reckoned with
Shea: Well, hot damn! Does this mean we are back in business?
Chris: I do believe it does.

Aug 8th

Friday office lunch was funky Mexican food. By funky, I mean gross.

Aug 8th

“I think you should cancel your XM Radio subscription and put...”
— Matt, in response to my...

Aug 8th

Hobbies.

Dan: I'm hungry.
Me: I'm blah.
Me: I need a new hobby
Me: Maybe i should start knitting again
Dan: OMG, don't
Dan: It makes you grandma-like.
Me: lol
Me: I think i'm going to learn how to sew
Me: And make stuff
Dan: hmmm
Me: Like reupholster furniture and shit
Dan: !!
Me: I mean, why not?
Me: I've already baked french baguettes
Me: and croissants are next
Dan: lol
Me: Why not add furniture upholstery to my repertoire?

Aug 8th

The 100 Most Common English Words

Aug 8th

I freaking love the Olympics. I cry at every competition. It’s the damn heartwarming stories...

Aug 8th

Have been repeating “it will get easier,” but wonder when I will stop crying every...

Aug 8th

Listen

Dixie Chicks - Landslide. I love the Fleetwood Mac version too.  I cry every damn time.

Aug 8th

Just drank some margaritas with Linda B. Lots of girl talk. It was much needed and - duh! - awesome.

Aug 8th

Why.

The split was entirely mutual, yet something neither of us wanted. At the end of the day, whether...

Aug 8th

toomuchawesome: (via itsbedtime) That’s the kind of email...

Aug 7th

“Don’t worry about losing. If it is right, it happens....”
— John Steinbeck

Aug 7th

Ahhh… The Fail Whale in a form I can get behind. ...

Aug 7th

Dashboard Confessional - The Brilliant...

Aug 7th

Aug 7th

On the plus side, I’m eating a chocolate frosty which is improving my mood considerably.

Aug 7th

I just spent $7 at Wendy’s. How does that even happen?

Aug 7th

Julia Allison apparently read my mind.

Aug 7th

Honestly, little makes me happier than a glass of wine and Project Runway. Even if they are...

Aug 7th

Lisa: I haven't dropped an F-bomb in forever. I keep saying "eff" and when I say it, I picture it in my mind to be spelled E-F-F like you spell it.
Me: Dude, my vocabulary is contagious.

Aug 7th

Big Sis sells the cutest stuff on Etsy - Bug...

Aug 7th

Jill: Well, at least you have furniture.
Me: Yeah. OMG. How awful would it be to be sitting in an empty apartment with the papisan chair and no one to laugh at me when I fall out of it.

Aug 7th

$5 Therapy, Week Four

According to my therapist: I am well-adjusted with good social skills. I am making good...

Aug 7th

Social media is not conducive to break-ups. I HATE social media right now.

Aug 7th

I think I might be more depressed today than yesterday. Yeah, it sucks. Thank you to everyone who...

Aug 6th

When sad and lonely, I think surrounding myself with cute...

Aug 6th

Facebook Relationship Status...

…is like the worst thing ever.  I’m never filling that shit out again.

Aug 6th

Starbucks wants to make you a deal

Aug 6th

Death

Me: I am going to die alone
Dan: LOL! No... no you won't.
Dan: You'll die screaming in a bus full of people.

Aug 5th

Since I plan on drowning my sorrows with lots...

Aug 5th

No matter how much older and wiser you are, every break-up still makes you feel like a bit like that...

Aug 5th

“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone...”
— Steve Jobs (via...

Aug 5th

Is it acceptable to eat nothing but cheesecake for the next 48 hours?

Aug 5th

Ben Harper - Another Lonely Day

Aug 5th

omfg part 2

So yeah. Apparently we did break up. Just like that. I feel like I want to throw up. There are so...

Aug 5th

After tonight, I just want to be left alone for a very, very long time. I’m taking a break...

Aug 5th

omfg.

I think my boyfriend and I broke up tonight.

Aug 5th

I’m making a French baguette. How freakin’ crazy is that?

Aug 5th

Applied for credentials for the 2008 MTV VMA’s. FINGERS CROSSED!

Aug 5th

“Sometimes the right thing to say isn’t the easy thing...”
— A friend who always seems to...

Aug 4th

Co-worker Dave brought in ribs that he smoked this weekend. Off to the store to pick up some...

Aug 4th

Today’s motto is TCB. Taking care of Businesss, yo.

Aug 4th

Very low key weekend. Polishing off my Sunday evening with a glass of wine and the film Paris...

Aug 4th

My Sunday evening - pizza bianca, white wine and Paris...

Aug 4th

Spent an hour at the pool. Then it became family hour and my peace and quiet and good book became...

Aug 3rd

My first attempt at pizza making last night left something to be desired. Pizza dough, it turns out,...

Aug 3rd

I just bowled a 118, which, for me, is possibly a personal best.

Aug 2nd

Ok, after two more pitchers of beer, I bowled a 156, which is definitely a personal best. 6 strikes...

Aug 2nd

The downside to the pizza/beer/bowling office lunch is that returning to my desk is horribly...

Aug 2nd

And…………………….. it’s the weekend!!!!!!!!!!!

Aug 2nd

Making dinner for @chrislocke tonight. I miss him and his shenanigans.

Aug 2nd

My inner thirteen year old is on cloud 9.

Aug 1st

Punctuation

Co-worker (while typing an email): When do you use a semi-colon?
Me: I would say that if you have to ask me that, don't ever use one.

Aug 1st

I’m making dinner for this kid tonight. I...

Aug 1st

Office lunch today involves bowling and beer. It’s all kinds of amazing.

Aug 1st

After staying up late to make pizza dough and fresh pesto, a triple latte was in order (and I made...

Aug 1st

Pegged leg jeans are on their way back if Katie Holmes has...

Aug 1st