February 2009
I was quoted by a local magazine on bisexuality. →
Here are my wise words:
“When I hear the word ‘bisexuality’, I think ‘equal opportunity sexytime.’”
I’m sure they’ll be coming to me for more deeply profound quotes in the future.
January 2009
“Our president’s approval rating is somewhere between pictures of baby pandas on...”
– Rachel Maddow (via vforvelociraptor:24freedinners:furryrabbits) (via urlesque)
Hanson - Mmmmbop
Yep, I went there.
I...
Obama FTW →
“We all have ways of coping. I use sex, and awesomeness.”
– Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock (via tvquotes)
“Have some fire. Be unstoppable. Be a force of nature. Be better than anyone...”
– Grey’s Anatomy (via tvquotes)
25 Random Things
I was tagged in a 25 Random Things meme on Facebook. I’m posting it here too.
I hate dressing up. I think I always have. I’d rather be in jeans and chucks and a hoodie than heels and a dress. I’m the least girly/grown-up person I know.
I don’t like being around people who are worried about being appropriate all the time. My kind of people are the people who laugh at fart...
“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I...”
– Jack Handey
Chicago - If You Leave Me Now
Is it unprofessional to tell your boss that the...
Probably, but it happened.
“Deep down, we’re all fools, just trying to publicly work out our kinks.”
– elizablr, on the Tumblr community
So. True.
Melancholy.
As my boss says, “you experience emotions as quickly as most people take breaths.” It’s true. I’m up and down and hot and cold within mere seconds. I can’t explain it. It’s just how I operate.
So, after weeks of feeling generally up and happy and content and feeling really connected to this city, I woke up this morning and thought about home.
California....
“Life will break you. Nobody can protect you from that, and living alone won’t...”
– Louise Erdrich (via everybodycares)
Loves it. (via elizablr)
aliexplainsitall:
John Cougar Mellencamp - Jack...
“I have a 1 item list of things NOT to do in 2009: #1 - anything Michael Scott...”
– My boss.
so spot on.
ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19) Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp witted. Outgoing. Loses interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.
What does your sign say about...
I received a Facebook invite for my 10 year HS...
10 years ago, I thought I’d be ecstatic to see everyone.
Facebook has sufficiently ruined that sentiment.
There aren’t any surprises anymore. I already know who’s married, who’s popped out a few kids, who managed to suddenly become kinda hot, who is prematurely bald, who has a job that I would kill for, etc.
The good news is that it isn’t until September.
I...
Whitney Houston - I Wanna Dance With Somebody
Tears and Limos
Not gonna lie - I still watch The Bachelor. I’ve watched every single season except the one with that creepy Charlie O’Connell dude.
It never fails that each episode features a gorgeous woman sobbing in the back of a limo because she didn’t get a rose. Because one cheeseball guy out of the bagillions of guys on earth rejected her. And every time, there are tearful cries of...
Guadalajara
At dinner at a Mexican restaurant before prom, Allison ordered the Guadalajara combo plate.
Lori (after our plates arrived): What's the Guadalajara combo?
Allison: I don't know. I just like saying Guadalajara.
My favorite Darcie story thus far →
“Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.”
– Dalai Lama XIV
Human League - Don’t You Want Me Baby
In...
I HAVE BIG BALLS
carlyjo:
That’s right. You heard it hear first.
I speak my mind. If I feel something, you’re going to know it. And I’m not afraid of making an ass out of myself.
Too many people hold back and don’t say what they really feel or they put up a front in an effort to “look cool”. Well, not this chick. I haven’t been cool since…well, ever. And I’m completely fine with that.
Having big balls doesn’t...
Jefferson Starship - Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us...
“Don’t worry about losing. If it is right, it happens. The main thing is...”
– John Steinbeck
I Give Up.
Dating in Wichita is pretty much the worst thing in life.
The next time I think it would be a good idea to...
Kthnx.
The infamous vagina couch
Me: CRAP! The picture of the vagina-shaped couch that made it to page 1 of google images for "vagina" and counted for a significant portion of my traffic has been removed!
Dustin: LOL! That sucks balls! Solution: post another picture of a private-part-shaped household item.
Me: Oooh. Good thinking...
I'm having a pretty piss poor day.
Other than the part where I got free moisturizer from Clinique (thanks class action suits).
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time...”
– Miss Piggy
Here's what I don't understand about "He's Just...
daveholmes:
Will this movie be about a bunch of couples in which the man is just not that into the woman? Will there be all kinds of rom-com shenanigans, after which the guys will just stop calling and fade away?
Or will the guys display “just not that into you” behavior and then realize at the end that they are into the women, thereby contradicting the central message of the book (which I have...
I think I might have just found my way to attend...
This makes me really, really happy.