shea sylvia [blog edition]

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The Beach Boys - Kokomo

Jul 2nd

GPOYPWAHSW Gratuitous Picture of Your Pug Wearing a Hula...

Jul 1st

“If you can’t say something nice, at least make it funny”
— Dee Ann (via carlyj)

Jul 1st

Gratuitous Picture of Yourself From Your New Kids on the...

Jul 1st

deghanmay: Mental note. LOVE. Almost as much as this.

Jun 30th

Tonight’s dinner: Greek Salad

Jun 30th

Tonight’s dinner: perfect roast chicken (recipe...

Jun 30th

On the right: my frame of reference when I think of...

Jun 29th

I tried to think of the best way to explain what happened...

Jun 29th

Goodbye Internet! See you in three days!

Jun 26th

“Great music, complicated and unfortunate person.”
— fat manatee on Michael...

Jun 26th

A Photo Gallery Of Dramatic Home Makeovers...

Jun 25th

“In other news, I got us water guns.”
— Carly Camping & float...

Jun 25th

You know it’s going to be a good trip when you have a...

Jun 24th

“People always tell you you should dress for yourself, but if...”
— Apocalypstick

Jun 24th

The goodies from Origins that I won last week have arrived! ...

Jun 24th

Have I mentioned that I’m really persistent? That I...

Jun 23rd

My sister posted this photo on Facebook. It rather nicely...

Jun 23rd

The end.

So I watched Jon + Kate Plus 8 and I cried like a baby. At one point, while trying to hold herself...

Jun 23rd

Bored with the Shred, I opted for something new. If this is...

Jun 23rd

mascarah: [Life: Make] Sweet Summer Fruit Salad 1 carton...

Jun 23rd

Sarcastic Conversations With My Boss...

Boss: We'll work as a team
Boss: Make it a real team effort
Boss: All for one kind of thing
Boss: It'll be great
Me: Can we have matching t-shirts?
Me: And do team-building exercises?
Boss: I'll look into it
Me: Trust falls?
Boss: YES
Boss: You first

Jun 22nd

We took approximately 43 pictures of ourselves sitting on...

Jun 22nd

Please adopt me. Love, Max the Pug

Jun 22nd

Weekend.

I planned on having a garage sale this weekend. This was all fine and good on Friday night when my...

Jun 22nd

New Favorite Pandora Station

Equal parts Debbie Gibson + NKOTB.

Jun 19th

Carly: Today I changed the world.
Me: You did?
Carly: Oh wait. Never mind.
Carly: I just changed my avatar color.

Jun 19th

I don't get it.

A few of my friends are forgoing air conditioning this summer just because they can. Apparently...

Jun 18th

So.

After all of my melodramatic anxiety, meeting Mr. 8’s family was fabulous. They were warm,...

Jun 18th

This is what true friendship looks like.

Jun 18th

Danielle Staub from RHONJ & Steve the...

Jun 17th

Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off by Sandra...

Jun 17th

So this is happening in the cubicle behind me.

Jun 17th

FML. Apparently I’m going to meet the...

Jun 16th

Happy birthday Tyler!! From Christmas parties to SXSW to...

Jun 16th

Sassy.

My friend Jana’s cat, Sassy, is psychic. She’s correctly predicted the outcome of many...

Jun 15th

Things I love #419

People who don’t protect their Facebook profiles.

Jun 15th

I just won a crapton of Origins stuff thanks...

Jun 15th

Just a friendly reminder that Max the pug is still available...

Jun 15th

This weekend - a summary.

Bunco, forty in a paper bag, pool crashing, besties, poolside drinking, evening hangover, epic...

Jun 15th

Jun 13th

Wanna wager on the likelihood that I'll...

Odds would be in your favor.

Jun 12th

This day...

… started with me waking up with a killer sinus headache. Thank you crazy Kansas weather/my...

Jun 12th

So this happened. Again. Damn you, cute wedge sandals.

Jun 11th

My taste in music is pretty amazing.

Jun 10th

“Why don’t you get me a gift? I’m still single! I don’t know...”
— Chelsea Handler I’m using...

Jun 10th

Gratuitous Picture of Your Lunch Wednesday - Turkey, bacon,...

Jun 10th

(via Design Crush)

Jun 10th

Work improved drastically around 5:30.

Jun 10th

I agreed to be photographed doing the 30 Day...

Jun 9th

Scenes from my weekend: The Wichita Pug Meetup Yes, I go...

Jun 8th

Scenes from my weekend: my front yard. The boyfriend came...

Jun 8th

nedhepburn: Hoobastank. You might be wondering what they’re...

Jun 8th

Why My Ex Sucks

Jun 8th

Making pie, part 3 (the eating part)

Jun 8th

Pie, part 2

Jun 8th

Making pie, part 1

Jun 8th

Today.

Go to lunch with the boyfriend. Make lemonade. Watch while he pulls weeds from my front yard....

Jun 7th

Carly and I have a new aspiration for this summer: be pool...

Jun 7th

Spending Saturday morning serving as a human shield to...

Jun 6th

Yesterday was our seven month anniversary. That’s...

Jun 5th

We heterosexuals really do respect the...

From Variety: Production has already been completed on the [show’s] pilot, which centers on...

Jun 5th

Lily: Next weekend i'm going to a BBQ/Livermore rodeo
Me: Love it. I've still never been to a rodeo... even living in KS
Lily: Serious? You're crazy.
Me: Yep - no rodeos
Lily: It's fun
Me: I know. I'm determined... this year is the year
Me: It's also the year I'll be seeing Huey Lewis and the News at the state fair, so it's kind of a monumental year for me.

Jun 5th

Is it sad that I'm still wondering if...

“To be continued,” MTV? Really?

Jun 5th

“Just think though - had you never peed in your front yard,...”
— [redacted]

Jun 5th

I have a hunch that the pugs really like their new bed.

Jun 5th

Basically.

All I want right now is to live in a charming, coastal New England town with BFF Jill where we will...

Jun 4th

schmemily: We drove past the new WaterWalk building today...

Jun 4th

chimpotle: There’s nothing diva about bleeding for a week...

Jun 4th

Three wolves t-shirt review on Amazon.com This was the...

Jun 3rd

Thank you, Tiffany

Matt: What are you doing?
Me: I'm listening to "What a Feeling" while answering emails
Matt: as in
Matt: "Dancing on the Ceiling"?
Me: as in Flashdance
Matt: oh
Me: I created an "I Think We're Alone Now" station on Pandora and it brought me all kinds of musical wonders.
Matt: Your musical taste is like my version of waterboarding

Jun 3rd

“This is the gayest thing I ever did,” he told his...”
— Nothing says Wednesday like...

Jun 3rd

Rhubarb Cream Cheese Pie with Fresh...

Jun 3rd

Hot pugs in the summertime.

Jun 3rd

GPOYLW - Gratuitous Picture of Your Lunch Wednesday BLTA*,...

Jun 3rd

The Phone.

I HATE talking on the phone. Unless it’s with my mom, who I call nearly every day. That...

Jun 3rd

Snob.

It’s come to my attention lately that I’m a total snob. About everything. And I...

Jun 2nd

Picked up this bad boy at the library this weekend. ...

Jun 2nd

Scenes from my weekend: Karaoke with Carly and Steph at...

Jun 2nd

Scenes from my weekend: breakfast on Sunday. After the...

Jun 2nd

(via smartblonde)

Jun 2nd

There is a mouse in my house.

I’ve never had to deal with late night trips to Wal-Mart on a mission to find mouse traps...

Jun 2nd

The turnout for the vigil last night in honor of Dr. George...

Jun 2nd

My latest column for Naked City is now...

Jun 1st