Officially renaming Halloween “Parent Judgement Day”
So your kid doesn’t say “thank you?” Or is still trick-or-treating at eighteen? Or immediately complains about the candy while still standing on my front porch?
Maybe it’s time to re-evaluate your parenting choices.
And while I congratulate you and your friends for doing the trick-or-treating supervisory duties with beers in hand, maybe pay attention BEFORE your kid invites himself inside.
(But seriously, 1 in 5 kids didn’t even say thank you. And at least seven kids came inside the house without asking. Including one dad. Which was creepy.)
(Oh my god I am so old.)
(And cranky.)
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bullshits reblogged this from sheasylvia and added:
Things like this rile me up for some reason. I’ve spent the last 6 years, by choice granted, raising 2 kids. I’ve spent...
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markomni said:
To quote the Fresh Prince, “Parents just don’t understand.”
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viajholla said:
ha! welcome to the ‘hood. My favorite is the parents that have a bag for themselves but say it’s for their kid that’s home sick. Mmhhmm, right.
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elizs said:
coming inside the house, what?!?!
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krizzikinz said:
I had that same problem last year! Barely any thank you’s and NO parents reprimanded their kids for not doing so
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