"To the 20-year-olds: Please leave men my age alone. I find it hard enough to get a guy somewhere near my age…I can’t compete with a 20 year old. I have a career and an apartment lease and a car and a student loan and nasty hangovers. You can’t be serious about anything at 20, so leave the good guys alone. When you dump him, you’re going to put some damaged goods onto the market. He’s going to feel old and ragged because he can’t keep a 20 year old and he’ll have an early mid-life crisis and then we’re the ones who will be stuck cleaning up after you."
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To which I say “Amen.”
