My Mom + Computers

Mom: Shooooooot! I need to install Norton Anti-virus and my CD-ROM isn't working...

Me: Mom, seriously? You have TWO CD drives. Use the other one.

Mom: But one of them is a CD writer...

Me: (semi-speechless) Are you serious?

Mom: ... yes?

Me: I am so blogging this.

Mom: No! You're mean.

Me: Mom, you realize that you can use your "CD writer" for any CD-ROM.

Mom: Really?

Me: Yes, test it.

Mom: Can I use a music CD?

Me: Yes!!!

Mom: (laughs) Here's one... It's Aaron Carter.

Me: Oh my God, Mom. I am so blogging this. TRY IT!

Mom: Ok! But I have to go soon.

Me: Well, fine. I see how it is. You need my help and then suddenly you're too busy.

Mom: (laughs) I have to go. I'll call you tomorrow.

Me: Bring Aaron Carter... Have fun with AOL.

Mom: Don't blog this!

Me: Ok... Next time, I'm recording our conversation with Skype and posting it...

Mom: Shea Janelle!!!!!