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Why telling Matt that I have a Twitter crush is a bad idea

  • Matt: Are you going to go on a date and tweet to each other?
  • Matt: A "twate"?
  • Matt: @twittercrush I am totally twissing you right now.
  • Matt: @sheasylvia I'm totally twissing you back right now.
  • Matt: @twittercrush Did you just grab my.....
  • Me: LOL
  • Matt: @sheasylvia Wha? NO...I was....stretching
  • Matt: @twittercrush Right, it was just Lola. Sorry.
  • Matt: @sheasylvia I think things are moving a little fast.
  • Matt: @twittercrush WHAT? No, it was just a dog. We're totally cool. I thought the twate went well. What happened?
  • Matt: @sheasylvia hey, I've got another tweet I have to answer. I'll uh...tweet to you later....bye.....(followed by block action)
  • Matt: @twittercrush Hello? hello? @twittercrush are you there?
  • Me: If i get dumped via twitter, I'm quitting technology all together. I'm going back to paper and pen and smoke signals.
  • Matt: To: Sheasylvia@gmail.com
  • Matt: From: info@qwitter.com
  • Matt: @twittercrush has blocked you.
  • Matt: And....scene.
  • Matt: A Twitter One-Act, By @OriginalAnalog
  • Me: You are the funniest person I know. I just twittered that. So congrats.
  • Me: You're a twelebrity now
  • Matt: Thanks, I'll look forward to reading the Tumblr transcript.
  • Me: Damn you for knowing that's exactly what I'm going to do
  • Me: I think you're just extra funny on IM now so I'll tumble it and you can relive your funniest moments
  • Me: @originalanalog's greatest hits
  • Matt: lol


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