Why telling Matt that I have a Twitter crush is a bad idea
- Matt: Are you going to go on a date and tweet to each other?
- Matt: A "twate"?
- Matt: @twittercrush I am totally twissing you right now.
- Matt: @sheasylvia I'm totally twissing you back right now.
- Matt: @twittercrush Did you just grab my.....
- Me: LOL
- Matt: @sheasylvia Wha? NO...I was....stretching
- Matt: @twittercrush Right, it was just Lola. Sorry.
- Matt: @sheasylvia I think things are moving a little fast.
- Matt: @twittercrush WHAT? No, it was just a dog. We're totally cool. I thought the twate went well. What happened?
- Matt: @sheasylvia hey, I've got another tweet I have to answer. I'll uh...tweet to you later....bye.....(followed by block action)
- Matt: @twittercrush Hello? hello? @twittercrush are you there?
- Me: If i get dumped via twitter, I'm quitting technology all together. I'm going back to paper and pen and smoke signals.
- Matt: To: Sheasylvia@gmail.com
- Matt: From: info@qwitter.com
- Matt: @twittercrush has blocked you.
- Matt: And....scene.
- Matt: A Twitter One-Act, By @OriginalAnalog
- Me: You are the funniest person I know. I just twittered that. So congrats.
- Me: You're a twelebrity now
- Matt: Thanks, I'll look forward to reading the Tumblr transcript.
- Me: Damn you for knowing that's exactly what I'm going to do
- Me: I think you're just extra funny on IM now so I'll tumble it and you can relive your funniest moments
- Me: @originalanalog's greatest hits
- Matt: lol
