| Matt: | Are you going to go on a date and tweet to each other?
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| Matt: | A "twate"?
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| Matt: | @twittercrush I am totally twissing you right now.
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| Matt: | @sheasylvia I'm totally twissing you back right now.
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| Matt: | @twittercrush Did you just grab my.....
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| Me: | LOL
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| Matt: | @sheasylvia Wha? NO...I was....stretching
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| Matt: | @twittercrush Right, it was just Lola. Sorry.
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| Matt: | @sheasylvia I think things are moving a little fast.
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| Matt: | @twittercrush WHAT? No, it was just a dog. We're totally cool. I thought the twate went well. What happened?
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| Matt: | @sheasylvia hey, I've got another tweet I have to answer. I'll uh...tweet to you later....bye.....(followed by block action)
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| Matt: | @twittercrush Hello? hello? @twittercrush are you there?
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| Me: | If i get dumped via twitter, I'm quitting technology all together. I'm going back to paper and pen and smoke signals.
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| Matt: | To: Sheasylvia@gmail.com
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| Matt: | From: info@qwitter.com
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| Matt: | @twittercrush has blocked you.
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| Matt: | And....scene.
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| Matt: | A Twitter One-Act, By @OriginalAnalog
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| Me: | You are the funniest person I know. I just twittered that. So congrats.
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| Me: | You're a twelebrity now
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| Matt: | Thanks, I'll look forward to reading the Tumblr transcript.
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| Me: | Damn you for knowing that's exactly what I'm going to do
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| Me: | I think you're just extra funny on IM now so I'll tumble it and you can relive your funniest moments
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| Me: | @originalanalog's greatest hits
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| Matt: | lol |
