| Me: | I actually think i might have a fever and am dying. I think I have SARS. And maybe dysentary |
| My boss: | Um... ok, you cant take that back. So don't ever go there again |
| Me: | I don't actually know what dysentary is, but I remember it from Oregon Trail, which is where I diagnose all of my illnesses. |
| My boss: | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysentery |
| Me: | GROSS. Ok, I don't have that. |
As a child, I knew what dysentery was and got in trouble in the 3rd grade for telling my classmates. Because lets face...